Under Control

Crunch
Originally uploaded by Tokyorosa

The Photo

Here is Crunch in his customary spot.

My little puppy has been super-extra bad recently, Judi says. So far, he's peed on some bedding and on the rug in the living room. I made Judi promise to get that little habit under control before she and Paul take off on their little month-long jaunt.

Mostly he's a good dog, though.

What Are You Looking For?

So, my site meter keeps track of the visitors to my blog. I mostly don't pay attention to its collected data except sometimes to note what Google searches bring people to my little corner of the internet. Recently, the most popular search happens to be for people looking for "chikan pictures" or some variation thereof. I made the mistake of following one of the links. It turns out that there is a website (perhaps more than one, but I stopped at one) for these men who take pictures and videos to document their harassment of women.

I'm not going to link to the site, but, man, I gotta tell you, chikan are seriously grammar impaired. Check it:

Well, learning how to hump is the same as learning how to play baseball for instance...there are some techniques and tactics that can make your efficiency better! In this section our team are going to give useful tips for you to get a good hump. Some details are crucials in the action time and we are going to talk about them here. Moreover we have the Agenda section, where you are going to find out the best events to get a succesfull humping.

Ugh. Reading that explains a lot about why some men have to resort to this kind of thing. I mean, seriously, what woman wants the kind of man who hasn't even mastered basic subject-verb agreement?